Desha's Reno of the Turks Fan Fiction

-"Looks like today we're clockin' out early. "-

Section: comedy

Story Fragment – Of Chicken Pox and Oven Mits

I somehow got it in my head that Reno can be very immature when he’s sick… Sadly, that idea never got finished.

Story Fragment – Taking Care of Reno 6: Suffer the Little Bunnies

An unfinished alternate plot for Taking Care of Reno Part 6 that got shelved for one reason or another.

Numb Me, Drill Me, Floss Me, Bill Me

An obnoxious little comedy wherein Reno takes a trip to the dentist… not exactly voluntarily. He’s not too thrilled about it. I just like watching him squirm…

‘Twas the Day Before Christmas

A parody of the Christmas classic, ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas… Reno braves the crowds and does some last minute holiday shopping… Turk-style.

Fractured Fairy Tales

This… is what happens when someone who is far too obsessed with Reno ingests far too much caffeine. The title essentially says it all. Play format… pure fluff, but it’s funny fluff!

A Thief in the Snow

See Yuffie… See Yuffie steal Reno’s materia… See Reno chase Yuffie and knock himself out cold in the middle of the glacier. What’s a ninja to do?

Reno’s Day Off

Reno’s got the day off from work, and he plans to enjoy it to the fullest… Unfortunately, his beautiful (and single) neighbor needs a babysitter for her niece and nephews…

Three Turks and a Baby

Reno has a run-in with Hojo’s latest masterpiece, and ends up as an infant. Can the other Turks handle Baby Reno until Hojo can return him to normal? Or will they all end up crying for their mommies…

Taking Care of Reno

Pure idiocy… but it has Reno in it, so it can’t be all bad, right? Reno tricks Elena… Elena tricks Reno… and soon the pranks are flying left and right. And don’t think that Tseng and Rude are mere innocent bystanders… Please note that this is the original version of this series. It has since been updated as Taking Care of Reno (Remastered).

About The Author

Desha is a long-term Final Fantasy VII fan with a special fondness for Reno and the other Turks. She began writing in high school, and still dabbles in fan fiction now and then.

Once upon a time, she went by Kionae over on the now defunct AdventChildren.net Forums. She recently joined up at TheLifestream.net, where she is, once again, known as Kionae.